In two sessions, the first part my nervousness in addressing an audience comes through and I make an effort to replace it by multi-layering the mix. The sound quality is quite poor in places, Im clearly not a musician. The second part recorded just now is more laid back and conversational like a traditional voicepost. I didn't include any multi-layering so the alteration in quality is quite noticeable. Its a nice story though and it all ends well. Even if I do sound like I've been listening to Gerard Langley from the Blue Aeroplanes poorly, way too much.
You can read the one page comic strip version drawn during a telling of the tale by Barry Renshaw uploaded over on mondoagogo's photostream
(If you get scared for my safety during the course of the story, this helps:)