Andy Luke (andyluke) wrote,
Andy Luke

  • 00:52 YES ! EAST BELFAST WIN. Sometimes, I love you people and am proud to be of this area. This is one of those moments. #
  • 01:13 @cimota Welcome to the neighbourhood :) ohyes #
  • 02:07 Irresponsible announcing of an unconfirmed result is how US TV SNews does it. Twitter, grow up. You should know better. #ge2010 #hourstogo #
  • 02:13 btw, Antrim East - 50.7% voter turnout?? Not make it in time or just pricks? #
  • 02:15 @gdwessel Saxon? One and the same. #
  • 03:30 My condolences Oxford East buds. Smith is a parasite. Leave the sharp tools in the shed. #
  • 03:32 Everyone on my feed optimistic about reaching out to remove Labservatives. Tonight, shit and depression fly. What's going on? #
  • 03:34 @bluedevi He also has a stupid face. #
  • 03:44 @jezhiggins it's a hardcore method @peteashton peanut butter junkie. #intervention #
  • 03:54 Huh, Guardian feed appears to have stalled at 3:43. Time for the fatwah on Murdoch and Mandelson? Where are their alibis? #
  • 04:17 The Paxman has teeth, fat boy. #
  • 04:20 Now will you believe me that maybe you shoulda tolerated "the conspiracy nut activists" a teensy bit more? ffs. i'm not angry at you, >THEM #
  • 04:27 Well, That's Life...and now another Labservative with a head shaped like a sexed up vegetable #
  • 04:28 Don't talk over the spoiled ballot papers! That's just fcuking disrespectful. Oh, I see. #
  • 04:29 Crash! Crash!Crash!Crash!Crash!Crash!Crash! Cameron Crash!Crash!Crash! Weeeeeeeee SPLAT heheheh #
  • 04:32 @j4 offers hug. It's not you Detective Inspector Paxman is going to nail. #
  • 04:34 DI Paxman makes Jack Straw look like he's being put on detention. #
  • 04:34 Detective Inspector Paxman: Stand up straight, Straw. #
  • 04:37 Seeya Jacqui Smith, try not to break your neck and die on the way off the concrete. #
  • 04:42 Guys, this election stuffs keepin me from work. Hugs. I'll talk with you all later. In lighter, brighter times. #
  • 04:43 WTF there's a place called Pudsey? Lol. #
  • 05:04 You lying fuck of shit Lord Ashcroft. Give him hell, Marr. I hope the Conservative voters are happy- your fraudster built the throne #ge2010 #
  • 05:13 Gotta love how Paxman plays at Chris Morris. "Well, let me tell you what happened..." explains how an election works, MP still unsure. #
  • 05:14 @tobystevens Yep. Ed Balls, what a knob. Maybe he'll die soon. #
  • 05:30 the image of Mandelson dancing be considered a fancy thing? He Needs Sleep. #
  • 05:35 I'd like to see that Tory Seats chart start to go backwards now. Seriously. let's get the ouija board out. #
  • 05:37 @paul_cornell oh hello, good morning. fancy a cuppa? #
  • 05:38 @paul_cornell actually not good morning, it's really sucky. Such is intermittent democracy. #
  • 07:19 Bradford East and Solihull, well done. Glad yis are paying attention. #ge2010 #
  • 07:38 Paxman describes Brown sitting in hung parliament as "enjoying squatter's rights". x x #
  • 08:25 Jeremy Vine turns the Commons into Tron. If someone adapts #bbc #ge2010 to a vidgame I will play it for free. #
  • 08:48 Quantitative data is with numbers and stuff, Qualitative data is with lots of different things that don't fit easily in a table. Just sayin. #
  • 08:50 Checking the updates on the Slugger Strategem Election Breakfast - what they're talking about this morning #
  • 10:54 Conclusion reached before bed: The Simon Cowell X-Factor generation. Where stupidity is something that isn't bad. No, that's all too sad. #

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