Andy Luke (andyluke) wrote,
Andy Luke

Cry Troll Ain't No Poetry

My name is not Heironymous
Nor Anonymous or Ominous
Psuedonymous, Marlo Stanfield or Spartacus

My name is Laboured Contribution
Larry Opinions Inclusion
Institution, hub, station
Deleted, save the next generation
Same named (no relation)

A lesser spotted name is a bigger opportunity
Gagged name gives the foundation to a bully
Making a victim is so very poor
More important times, social enterpreur

How can Basil Brush
Be in two places at once
Panto Belfast and Plymouth

My name is Bradycneme Wannanosaurus
And as I told Slim Shady, I think they saw us
In the dreams of guinea pigs with VTOL jet-pack
We appeared as contestants on Blankety Blank

Thousands of readers yet it's no one's land
China was built with worker's hands
It takes more time to delete than to move forward
And I've got a toblerone the size of concorde

Dean Lawrence and the credits of The Tomorrow People
From the seventies not the nineties; that one was feeble
Roland Barthes is laughing in the bath
Don't put your cypher-links out in the trash

If you're going to be a bard
Be a lively Kingdom Brunel, Isambard
And remember the vital truth about being a gatekeeper,
He was a bad guy in Ghostbusters.

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