I brought some photos of Jeremy's Emu, Badger Shane, Richard in Shoredtich comics and Zombie Attack. These shall approach.
After some sensible stalking I found the

http://alternate12th.livejournal.com/
Didn't join underscore-less
Northern Ireland is much too interbred, and i mean that genuinely, in the hope of acceptance of my outreach to raise you people to other and greater things. I mean that, in love.
I also suspect this is thirty years of built up repression I have begun to release at an incredible rate. Friends will let me know if I;m going a bit mad.
Still, look beyond yourselves. Its a massive world that needs you to participate. You are the secret reserve army, like the narns, only with ninja skills. (Come to think of it, werent all the narns either ninjas or kickboxers ?)
David Icke tracked a demon constellation to the point directly above Lough Neagh. Discuss this and other matters in the comments section below.
Oh yeah, and of course, belated mentions to Michael's Myspace Poetry Page. If this is the guy who can get Bangors Wolseys of all places moving into Poetry Night zone. Yeah, what the fuck ? Give him his own website. Shut down the usual Myspace opening blinders and have a look round. Including the drugs video.